Keeping It Classy
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ladies and gentlemen, meet Alicia Cate. This girl used to be (and probably still is) one of the biggest b*tches on the face of the earth. She was the highschool bicycle in Burlington when she went to Lord Elgin – everyone got a ride. Looks like that carried on into her 20’s since she works at a rub and tug in Toronto now called Muse Massage. She now goes by ‘Carmen’. Her family must be so proud of her considering she used to suck Greg for free in highschool, now she’s made a career out of it. Good job sweetcheeks. Keep wh*ring it up, we’ll be sure to give you a high five if you show up for the highschool reunion, and maybe a blowjob too for old times sake.
Alicia, I like the blonde hair better.- nik